ok if its a contest then
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris
anwser:all of it
if chuck norris by some reality bending space rip could fight himself chuck norris would always win....always
ok there pick the better of the two that you like and thats my part if it if it becomes a contest
themanthelegend
Ah Chuck jokes....
How bout: Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
foxkitaxel
Witty very witty.
I should make this a contest!