Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird!
Can anyone beat that?!
Im a furry so what you got a problem wit that?!
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Chuck Norris
Posted by foxkitaxel - May 11th, 2009
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ok if its a contest then
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris
anwser:all of it
if chuck norris by some reality bending space rip could fight himself chuck norris would always win....always
ok there pick the better of the two that you like and thats my part if it if it becomes a contest
I like the second one lets see if anybody else has somethin' to share.
ok send me a pm updating me on this please
WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT WILLIS!?
Chuck Norris facts ehh? You my man have come to the right person.
Chuck Norris once had a starring Contest with teh eye of Sauron. And won.
Chuck Norris can make a Woman climax by pointing to her sweet spot, and saying, "Booya".
Your pick
I like both.
themanthelegend
Ah Chuck jokes....
How bout: Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
foxkitaxel
Witty very witty.
I should make this a contest!